I’ve been crying for too long because my boobs are too big to fit my favorite bra and my absolute favorite pair of jeans don’t fit anymore. I can’t get them over my hips, which grew over the past few hours I was sleeping. My back hurts and my nipples feel as though they are being sliced off my body. I really want a bowl of cheesy grits with ham … but there is no ham. I took my nail polish off and repainted them but forgot to take my toe nail polish off so I messed up my nails and had to repaint them again. Then I watched the American Idol finale on DVR and started crying while Phillip was singing then HE started crying and it was just ugly cries and emotions all over my living room. I can’t even look at these jeans right now.